Sehwag-The Marauder!

If it was the Master-Sachin Tendulkar who took center stage in the 3rd one-day international at Christchurch on Sunday, then it was his clone – Virender Sehwag – who took the Seddon Park in Hamilton by storm on Wednesday and led India to its first one-day series win in New Zealand.
A clean victory!
Sehwag’s unbeaten 125 – during which he rewrote the record books to become the fastest Indian to score a hundred in ODIs, ensured India were well ahead of the target even as the rains interrupted play on several occasions and forced the target to be revised using the D-L method.[who other than Duckworth n Lewis understand dis method man??? i mean....who wer these guyz...pathetic man !] The Nawab of Najafgarh, who needed 31 balls to get to his half-century, raced to his third hundred in ODIs in New Zealand off 60 balls.
It was carnage once again, as none of the Kiwi bowlers seemed to have any ideas on how to contain the Indian vice-captain.so severe was on d debutant -Ewan Thompson- dat i one point i felt dat d other bowlers wer scared to even come up to there bowling marks when Sehwag was on strike.
at the other end Gambhir -fantastic again!-was almost going at run-a-ball but it felt as if GAMBHIR'S PLAYING A TEST MATCH WHERE'S SEHWAG IS IN T-20 MOOD !!!
some of his sixes were so smoothly hit...dat it almost felt effortless.
yuvraj ,dhoni n co might be itching to get down der, but d delhi duo were in no mood to let go and continued der brilliant partnership to c india through.
While India might celebrate their maiden series win, there are certainly areas they need to worry about; the ground fielding has been scratchy, and the catching has been pathetic. Skipper MS Dhoni let go a regulation stumping opportunity off the bowling of Yuvraj Singh, while Sehwag and Gambhir dropped catches that ought to be taken in international cricket. For India to be considered the number one team, they need to be ruthless, iron out all these chinks and be efficient in every match.

PANDA !!!!!!

Once a panda visits a nice downtown restaurant.
As soon as he's at the entrance door the security guard is astonished to see an animal-A PANDA
visiting a restaurant.He stops him at d door n tells him that he cannot enter the restaurant.
the panda tells him dat there's no restriction put up on who should be allowed to enter , n shows him dat he's got cash to pay for his food.
having no alternative n seeing no wrong-doing, the security guard allows him inside.
every1 inside is amazed to c a PANDA in a restaurant n a lot of hushes n gushes follow,
the waiter hesitantly takes d PANDA to a rear table n asks him to take a seat.
he then asks him for d order.
The PANDA tells him dat he's very hungry n dat he would like to have everything dats gud n available on the menu.
the waiter leaves d table n returns abt half an hour later with 10-12 dishes.
the PANDA gobbles up all d food .
then suddenly he gets up n withdraws a gun from his belly pocket n starts firing everywhere in d restaurant. the people get scared n hide under their tables. but, d PANDA shoots only at d walls n cutlery's but doesn't hurt any1.
after d bullets get exhausted he walks towards d exit.
d waiter who was watching from d sidelines den suddenly confronts him at d door n asks him abt such a horrible behaviour.
d PANDA replies : Check d dictionary !
n leaves.....


d waitet goes inside, opens up his drawer n picks out a dictionary.
he den checks for d word PANDA in it.
it reads: a Large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
in some classifications considered a member of the bear family; eats shoots and leaves !!!