PANDA !!!!!!

Once a panda visits a nice downtown restaurant.
As soon as he's at the entrance door the security guard is astonished to see an animal-A PANDA
visiting a restaurant.He stops him at d door n tells him that he cannot enter the restaurant.
the panda tells him dat there's no restriction put up on who should be allowed to enter , n shows him dat he's got cash to pay for his food.
having no alternative n seeing no wrong-doing, the security guard allows him inside.
every1 inside is amazed to c a PANDA in a restaurant n a lot of hushes n gushes follow,
the waiter hesitantly takes d PANDA to a rear table n asks him to take a seat.
he then asks him for d order.
The PANDA tells him dat he's very hungry n dat he would like to have everything dats gud n available on the menu.
the waiter leaves d table n returns abt half an hour later with 10-12 dishes.
the PANDA gobbles up all d food .
then suddenly he gets up n withdraws a gun from his belly pocket n starts firing everywhere in d restaurant. the people get scared n hide under their tables. but, d PANDA shoots only at d walls n cutlery's but doesn't hurt any1.
after d bullets get exhausted he walks towards d exit.
d waiter who was watching from d sidelines den suddenly confronts him at d door n asks him abt such a horrible behaviour.
d PANDA replies : Check d dictionary !
n leaves.....


d waitet goes inside, opens up his drawer n picks out a dictionary.
he den checks for d word PANDA in it.
it reads: a Large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
in some classifications considered a member of the bear family; eats shoots and leaves !!!